Alright folks, it's only the second sock monkey post but I thought I'd go right to the delightfully strange. Monkey Sew Spunky will happily make you a sock monkey in your likeness. For $120, this self described "sock monkey maven" will customize your sock monkey. Here are a couple of examples - - and don't blame me if you wake up thinking about how you suddenly need one of these. They are irresistible.